31 December 2008


Our plans for the evening consisted of Vaughn, Adam & I playing the CSI dvd game that Santa brought me. However, Adam informed me this afternoon that he had other ideas and is now spending the night at a friend's house. So, Vaughn has gone to pick us up dinner, I'm in my jammies and we'll be watching more 'Sopranos'. Sounds like a fantastic evening!

Happy New Year to you and your families, and all the best in 2009!

30 December 2008

woke up this morning, got yourself a gun....


So, Santa was great this year - I got the complete series of 'The Sopranos' and have had serious dreams of organized crime for 4 nights. I never watched the series - not even one episode. But, when the commercials used to come on, I'd always say that I wish I had started watching it. I'm enjoying it so much.




Christmas was great this year - My Mom & Dad flew up and are staying until 14 January. Notice the normalcy of what is my family. Once again, another 'licking' picture to circulate the web.













Porkchop
on Christmas morning - She's not so crazy about the insanity of the holidays. But she loves treats.











I love having my parents here - I love it even more that they're staying at my brother's.












Adam wore this under his sweatshirt on Christmas Day & told his friend, Katherine that he had something to show her. He lifted up his hoodie and she said yes! It's amazing to think my son would have been a stylish gangster - the suit he picked out for his graduation has been worn by just about every mobster in 'The Sopranos' - black, double breasted with pinstripes, and the hat with the feather to top it all off. So cool.

23 December 2008

no man is a failure who has friends....


This is the one thing I look forward to most every year - watching this on Christmas Eve. As I have for the past 20 years, I swear every time I won't cry, and every year it moves me more than the year before. (Can you believe it, Kare? I actually cried. hahaha) We watched it this evening instead because Amy managed to get tomorrow off work so she's flying up in the morning!!! I'm so happy.

Here's wishing you and your families a very safe and happy holiday. May you be blessed with love, and much happiness.

22 December 2008


Okay, so it's not a hurricane, it's not a tsunami, it may not even be the end of the world. But, believe me, it's a disaster for me.

I was getting ready for work this morning, and, as I always do, I dry my hair, put on my makeup, and as I'm sectioning my hair, I turn on my flat iron. However, this morning, it would not work. After about 15 minutes of panicked attempts of pressing the 'reset' button, Vaughn woke up & my eyes were filled with tears. When I told him what was happening, he immediately took out his tools to try and fix it. Poor guy - he took one look at my head and knew he had to perform a miracle. When that didn't work, he took out the soldering iron to try and make a connection in the wires. Nope. Nothing.

When I say I have naturally curly hair, its kind of an understatement. I mean, if I had intended on wearing my hair curly today, it probably would have looked great, because I have corkscrew curl - but it takes a LOT of work to make it look good. I have to use a ton of product and a diffuser. When I'm intending on wearing my hair straight, I just turn my head upside down and wait until the hair dryer does it's job. The result is that I look like a mixture between Gene Simmons and Don King. That's when my flat iron does it's magic.

So, here I am, having had to use a bottle of shine and a curling iron to straighten this nest on my head - all so I can look presentable enough to make it to the hair salon to purchase another straightener before I have to go to work.

Just to give you an idea of what my hair is like, allow me to share a few photos of my childhood. When my mother took me for my 1st haircut, the hairdresser couldn't even get a comb through my hair. She had to grab it in clumps and cut it right to the skull. I looked like a little boy for years. Needless to say, I have total hair issues.

19 December 2008

decorations & dogs.........

I got this ornament at Liberace's museum in Las Vegas in July - it doesn't matter where I go, I'll scope out ornaments anywhere. It's my Christmas 2008 favorite.
Porkchop's friend, Winston came over with his human for a visit last week. As you can tell by the photo, Porkchop was not too impressed with the visitor. He likes to sniff her bum and she wants nothing to do with it.

This was taken after Winston finally left. She was exhausted, having to dodge his nose for three hours.
Our Charlie Brown Christmas tree this year.

Have a wonderful weekend!!!!

10 December 2008

urinetown


at the makeup table

in costume

Adam & Luay aka Mr. Cladwell & Officer Lockstock

I'll be the 1st to admit that I was a little skeptical about Adam's drama club performing this musical. I figured, if anything else, the name alone would turn people off from seeing it. Boy was I wrong. It was absolutely fantastic. They performed 'Cats' last year, and while I appreciated the professionalism and the talent of the play, 'Urinetown' totally blew it right out of the water. It was the most entertaining show I'd ever been to.

Adam's character, Caldwell B. Cladwell, was the token 'bad guy', and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but my son was the best asshole (his interpretation, not mine - okay, maybe mine too) in the history of high school musicals. It was phenomenal. They had 7 performances and I made it to three. I even bought out an entire row last Friday for family & coworkers. I'm so proud, I can't even stand it.

02 December 2008

picture this....


I saw this painting in a store back in September or October and was instantly attracted to it. I knew it was probably too big for my dining room, so, as always, I sent a picture to Kare and anxiously waited for her opinion. She liked it, told me I should buy it (yes, she's a terrific influence), so I did. I brought it home, Vaughn hung it on the wall, and from that moment on, it gave me the creeps. I don't know if it was the fact that none of the people had faces, but it was giving me nightmares. Seriously. I didn't know what to do.

Then one evening while I was in a furniture store with Vaughn, I came across another painting. I swear, angels began to sing when I looked at it. It was much bigger than the already too big creepy painting, but I loved it right away. I made myself comfortable on a couch while Vaughn went looking at big screen tv's and once again sent the picture to Kare. We had a long, wonderful conversation while I laid on the couch, and I contemplated whether or not I should buy it. I mean, it had only been a few weeks since the creepy painting episode, so I figured I'd lay off the impulse buys and give it some time. I walked in about 3 weeks later and there it was. I took it as a sign.


I'll be the first to admit that I have a shopping problem, but I kind of blame Kare. Even living 8 hours away, she still helps me feed my addiction. I miss her every day.

19 November 2008

alrighty then......



Well, this would be a bit of an exaggeration, but when I dropped Netter's package off at the post office yesterday, after the lady weighed it, she literally tossed it onto the back counter. I looked at her and said, "Ummm....That's 'fragile'. Can you please put some fragile stickers on it?" She walked over, put a few stickers on it, and as the mail carrier was walking out of the back room with all the parcels, she once again, took mine and tossed it on the back of the trolley. The only thing that I could muster was, "Are you fucking kidding me?" She just looked at me and said, "Well, it's insured, right?" and then laughed.

I hate this city. hate. hate. hate.

17 November 2008

Ever get the feeling that it's gonna be one of 'those' days? I miss Amy today. I miss Kare today. I want to call in sick & drink coffee all day, but there's no Amy or Kare to play hooky with.

14 November 2008

and the winner is.....

Seriously, people - I can't make this shit up.

Since I had a whole bunch of Partylite, I figured I'd draw 2 names. So, I put all the names in my bucket - every time you made a comment since last week, your name went in the draw. I drew the 1st name:

Netter

This lady has won every draw I've ever had, so I chuckled. Then I drew name 2:

Netter

Are you seeing a connection here? ahhaha That woman has a hex on me.


Congratulations!!!!!

12 November 2008

I Do.....Again

Every young girl fantasizes about her dream wedding. You know, big poofy gown, lots of people, jillions of flowers.... My dream was a little different. I always wanted to be married by an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas. Because I got married quite young and my parents paid for everything, they totally dissed the idea, so we settled for a semi-traditional wedding which I despised (read a previous blog-rant here).

With our 20th anniversary in 2009, Vaughn suggested that I finally make my dream come true. We're taking the kids to Vegas and we're renewing our vows at Graceland Wedding Chapel!!! Finally, I'm getting my dream wedding....and I get to marry my dream man all over again.

10 November 2008

Has anyone read 'Twilight' yet? I started reading it Friday evening, and finished it on Saturday. It was quite entertaining and terribly romantic. I'm looking forward to starting the 2nd book in the series, even though it was recommended by my 15 year old niece, and I'm most certain was intended for teenage eyes.

There's one thing, however, that bugs me. After I read the book, I went to youtube to watch the movie trailer. In the book, the main character, Edward Cullen, is described as this breathtakingly beautiful specimen of a man/vampire. You can just visualize him as this dark, mysterious, topaz-eyed hunk. The female character talks about every time she looks at him, her heart races, and she forgets to breathe.

How on earth did they choose Robert Pattinson to play Edward Cullen? I mean, don't get me wrong, he's certainly not hideous by any means. But, in my mind, he was stunning beyond belief. If anyone has read it, I'd enjoy your feedback.

06 November 2008

Oopsie....

After I picked up Adam from school today, I went into the drugstore to get him refills for his toothbrush, on account of the fact he's using a new brush tip every 2-3 weeks because his braces rip through everything. Adam waited in the car. He knows never to go into the drugstore with me because 'I'm just going to pick up one thing' is never the case. I smell the new perfumes, check out the magazines, buy some makeup, etc, etc, etc.

I do my Almond M&M check as I'm walking by the candy aisle & I clean the store out of the 9 bags that are there. As I'm walking back to the car and fumbling with the m&m bag, trying to get it opened, I grabbed the handle & yanked the door open. I think it was the man's scream that prompted me to look up. I had walked to the wrong car, opened the wrong door, scared the crap out of the poor man waiting for his wife & lost 1/2 bag of my m&m's onto his lap in the process.

Thing I learned today - ALWAYS WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

05 November 2008

CONTEST!!!!


Have any of you ever been to a Partylite party? Well, let me just tell you that I've hosted many and have been to more than I could even count. I have blanket chests that have so many candles that there is no room for blankets.

I over-indulged at the last party I went to about a month ago, so now I'm going to have a giveaway! Every person's comment for the next week will be added to a jar & I'll draw the name next Friday!


31 October 2008

happy halloween!


This was me at work today - I swear, I'm game for dressing up anytime.
Notice the 'Hitmen' hockey jersey - a Calgary team owned by the man himself, Bret Hart. *big sigh* I painted on the black eye, but Vaughn offered to give me one for free. All I said to him is 'Go ahead, but you'd better pray that I don't get back up'. I guess I didn't think this whole costume up so well, because I realized too late that hockey pants aren't meant to be worn while driving a car. It felt like I was wearing armor, which would probably be a good thing if I were a real hockey player.

It's almost 4:30pm & I'm expecting the kids to start showing up pretty soon, so I'd better get the treats ready by the door.

Have a Happy Halloween!

28 October 2008

my latest read....


My favorite niece, Kaylee (my brother's daughter) is sleeping over for 3 nights, along with her dog, Sparkles. This is her absolute favorite book so she brought it to me and insisted I read it. I've seen a few trailers for the upcoming movie in November, and it looks pretty interesting. I'm a sucker (pardon the pun) for love stories and vampires so I figure I'll start it this weekend... Has anyone else had a chance to read it?

25 October 2008

Desperate Housewife & Peter have been having some fun at my expense. See if I ever lick something when there's a camera around again....Who would have thought my tongue would become this famous?

20 October 2008

this one's for rue as well....

How adorable would netter's niece look in this? Enter the contest, and if you don't know a girl that would enjoy it, I know netter does!

17 October 2008

size does matter....



When I'm with Amy, every situation is a photo opportunity....even in Costco.

Imagine my surprise when I notice I'd been tagged on Facebook.... I forgot about this picture - I wish she had too.

Oh well, with all the jumbo sized items, I guess this really could have been worse.

Really.

15 October 2008

who's the boss....


Every morning I wake up at 5:20am (over an hour before everyone else), just so I can shower, make coffee, get ready for the day, in peace. I'm not sure if I do this every day for the safety of myself or others, as it's been clinically proven that I will bludgeon anyone who comes into contact with me before I've showered and had at least had 4-5 gulps of caffeine. Anyway, back to my story.

Anyone who knows me knows my love for Miss Porkchop. However, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not her favorite human. Sure, she loves me, but in a different way than anyone else. We've discovered that she thinks she's Adam's mother, as she protects him, sits on his lap to 'help' him with his homework, wakes him up in the morning, and nags him by burrowing and licking until he finally gets out of bed.

As for Amy, well, she's her wrestling buddy. When she and Amy 'play', there are sounds that come out of my little Angel of a dog that are more resemblant of a rabid hyena than the little princess that I claim she is. I always yell, "Cut it out! She's just a little girl!" But, there Porkchop is, jumping on Amy's lap, waiting for more.

My role in Porkchop's life is her companion, aka, her pain in the ass. You see, I'm the one who can't stand it if she's just sleeping there. I have to go up and hug her, kiss her, scratch her, pick her up, and just basically, piss her off. Sure, she loves me to death. When I come home, she cries with joy and rolls instantly on her back so I can maul her. I still tell her every day (about a million times) that I love her more than anything, and that she's the greatest part of every day. However, she usually lays there, taking it all in, giving me the stink-eye the entire time.

And then there's Vaughn. To Porkchop, the sun shines right out of his ass. She follows him wherever he goes, whether it be to the kitchen to get a drink, or to the bathroom. Sometimes at night, he'll wake up to go downstairs and if she wakes up and he's not there, she'll start to cry. When he comes back to bed (about 30 seconds later), she jumps on him and kisses him like he's a long lost soldier that came back from 30 years at war. As you can see from this picture, he is sitting on the couch and she's buried herself right behind him. She sleeps directly on top of him, and I know that if it were up to her, I'd be sleeping on the couch. I know this to be a fact, because when I get out of the shower every morning, I tiptoe into the bedroom to kiss her good morning. There's never any glee or joy to see me. Want to know what I walk into? My darling dog buried under the blankets laying on the pillow peacefully sleeping - on my side of the bed. Heaven forbid if I was ever considering getting back in.
I couldn't possibly ever get mad at her. I still love her to the point that I can't stop picking on her - no matter how cheezed she gets at me. She was and will always be Porkchop the Wonder Dog - Princess of Greatness. My little angel right from heaven.



14 October 2008



Who doesn't need a quilt? At Pigtails and Snails, she's giving away an absolutely beautiful, original, handmade quilt! Check it out & enter your name!

13 October 2008

happy thanksgiving!!!


We had our Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, and, as usual, I overloaded my plate and smothered everything in gravy. If you look closely you'll notice one thing missing from my plate and that's turkey. I love everything about a big dinner, but there's always so many other things to eat, I never have meat until the big sandwiches on Vaughn's famous homemade bread the next day.

It was a quiet day for us - Amy couldn't come home & I had been battling a migraine all weekend, so Vaughn got up and prepared the turkey (which, to me, is the most disgusting chore of all time), so all I did was peel the veggies and make the stuffing. It was much smaller in scale than it usually is, but, with only the 3 of us, it was just right. I left the fancy dishes in the cabinet & it was pretty laid back - we all ate dinner in our jammies and watched movies.

Happy Thanksgiving !

06 October 2008

these are a few of my favorite things....

Amy's friend, Jamie (and my guinea pig for the nail course) dropped over last week on my birthday, while I was at work. Amy called me afterwards...

Amy: Mom, when are you coming home?
Me: I'm on my way. Why?
Amy: Jamie brought you a present.
Me: A present??? Yay! What is it?
Amy: I'm not telling you. Come home and see.
Me: Can you give me a hint?
Amy: Okay. It combines 2 of your favorite things.
Me: Almond M&M's and Ricky Martin?
Amy: Goodbye, Mom.

It wasn't either of those things....It was a Christmas ornament of a lighthouse - two of the other things that I love.

23 September 2008

Now there's a shock. Nobody saw this one coming. I think that this alone is the reason the media drives me crazy. I guess this is what you sign up for when you decide to become a celebrity...or whatever it is you'd call Clay Aiken.

22 September 2008




*note the sarcasm in my voice* Thank you, desperate housewife. Since I saw the flip flops she purchased this summer, I have become L.L. Bean obsessed. The new catalog came on Friday and I ordered 5 sweaters, 2 pairs of slippers, a pair of jammies & toys for Porkchop. Please make it stop.

I finally found a vanity & sink for our bathroom - however, because we apparently live in Russia, there wasn't any in stock (huge surprise), I have to special order it. They say there's a possibility it could be here by next week, but by the tone of the salesperson's voice, I'm assuming it's probably closer to sometime next year. Looks like I'll have to take a trip down the highway to get anything quicker. Besides, there's a new exhibit coming to the Space & Science center that Adam is going to die for, so we'll have to get to Edmonton anyway:









Stole this quiz from lucy - Have a great day, everyone.



What Darlene Means



You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.

You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.

People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.

You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.

You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.

Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

20 September 2008


I'm so excited that this is coming out on DVD on Tuesday! I do, however, hate Big & think she should have ended up with Aiden, but, aside from that, I was a huge fan and never missed one episode. I haven't found a show like this one since.










Update: Checked this out on Kare's blog. I think I drink too much coffee...
The Caffeine Click Test - How Caffeinated Are You?


13 September 2008

a quick read & a movie

I read this book about a week ago - a quick read, but so humorous. I love Billy Crystal's interpretation of his family and his upbringing. However, it was much more enjoyable when I was visualizing his family speaking in their Jewish/New York accents.

Adam is at a friend's for the day, and I had recorded this on the PVR awhile ago, so after shopping for a new vanity for the bathroom (story about this to follow....), we had a few hours to kill. Depressing, heartbreaking, and, I'll admit, when it finally hit Halle Berry's character that her husband was gone, her breakdown brought tears to my eyes. And Benicio del Toro? Well, he's just amazing in anything he stars in.

Now...to the new vanity in the bathroom.... Amy came up to surprise me last Sunday, because her birthday was Monday & my heart was broken. We had a ton of kids here (and by kids, I mean, her 21-23 year old friends that will always be kids to me)... Anyway, I always have a candle lit in the bathroom on the corner of the vanity. I have for the 12 years we've lived here. One of her friends (of course, nobody went to the bathroom) washed their hands and dropped the towel on the candle and set my bathroom on fire. Thankfully, it was caught early and the only major damage was the vanity. Once the shock wore off, I realized it was time for a bathroom overhaul anyway.

Have a wonderful weekend. :o)

07 September 2008

acting, singing & other bodily functions....


I'll admit, I was a little surprised at the high school's choice of musical this year, but nonetheless, Adam auditioned for it, and guess what? He got the lead!!! I don't know who was more excited!

Rehearsals start today, and for the next 3 months, it's going to be insane for him. It's usually about 15 hours a week (after school & on weekends) up until two weeks before the play, and then it's 30-35 hours a week. On top of that, they then have 8 performances. Isn't that crazy?

My son is a natural performer. He claims to be a shy person, but when he gets on stage, he shines. He's definitely found his calling. I'm so proud of him. :o)

04 September 2008

I walked into Ikea last weekend to get these:

And, I walked out with this:
After almost 19 years of marriage I finally was able to rid myself of the very last 'hand-me-down' piece of furniture that we owned. I'm not quite sure as to why we hung onto our old china cabinet for so long, as I can honestly say it was the ugliest eyesore EVER. Geez, I've been through 5 dining room tables, 4 living room sets, and at least 12 sets of dishes since we got that cabinet from my parents. Since we threw out the old one, I've come to the conclusion that I don't actually hate my house anymore. I'm not in love with the new one, but, with the amount of stuff I have, it was the one that held the most and kept everything semi-hidden. Like I said to Vaughn, anything was better than what we had.

03 September 2008

when did this happen???

There are certain things that were cool in the '80s, but, at the same time, they were styles that should be kept in the '80s. One of them is the legwarmer. Don't get me wrong, I had pairs of these in every color. When I opened the Sears sale catalogue yesterday, I see these. When I mentioned this to Kare, she basically told me to save my money & she would knit me some. Parachute pants, legwarmers, lace ribbon in the hair & Michael Jackson gloves are all things that are to be left in our memories & in bad twenty year old photos.


27 August 2008

my guilty indulgence



Okay, so I'm not a fan of reality television at all and it seems that every channel you turn to has nothing but these days. While I do like the show "Greatest American Dog", I'm assuming it's because I always like to think that Porkchop would win hands down if she were ever to get a chance to be on the show (which is a bold-faced lie, but a girl can dream, can't she?)

I missed the beginning of "Gossip Girl" when it premiered last September, but when the season ended in May or June, they proceeded to start from the beginning for the entire summer to lead up to Season Two next week. I haven't missed an episode (and, even though he'll deny it under oath, I've caught Vaughn watching as well). I'm so excited for Monday, I can hardly contain myself. In case of emergency, TiVo is on standby.

You know you love me.
XOXO


;o)

26 August 2008


Yesterday was full of activity - the day began with school registration for Adam. After much emotion this past week, everything ran smoothly. I can't believe that, aside from college, he's getting ready for his last 1st day of school. I've spent quite a bit of time going through old baby pictures and his baby book ("Holy crap, Mom - you save EVERYTHING!"). Once we made our appointment to fix his schedule, he had to pick out a locker. He settled on this one:

As well, it was little Miss Porkchop's 4th birthday yesterday!!!



She got loads of toys & chewies for her birthday - She took a liking to the stuffed bird that's laying right next to her (we haven't decided if it's a turkey, a duck, or a goose, so we call it the 'stuffed fowl'), until she bit it & it squawked. It scared the crap out of her, and she ran as far away from it as she could.