29 September 2006

You are 20% normal



QuizGalaxy.com



You are abnormal. You are crazy and I'm surprised that the asylum would let you use the computer to take this quiz.


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Oh. My. God. LOL I actually cracked up laughing when the results came up - even Amy said, "That's it???" I need to be institutionalized.

Found this below on my daughter's site:

faKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

Aah, good times, good times....Peace, everyone :o)

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those are soo True!!! Have a great weekend!!

PS Is it your birthday?? Kare said it was. If so ....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

Kare said...

Happy, happy Birthday, Dar!!!!!

.:Cris:. said...

Happy Birthday Darlene!!!

Cris~

Kare said...

Um, I'm an idiot. I totally thought that it was the first today. I was so pumped.

Kare said...

You know, I could start major rumors in blogland. I think I have the power.

Darlene said...

lol - yeah, my birthday is tomorrow...Thanks so much, guys - wish you all could be here to have fancy umbrella drinks & chocolate fountain tonight :o) I'll take pics. kare: you're coming over, right?

Schell said...

I like what you found on Amy's site. Funny stuff. Happy birthday tomorrow, I know you'll have fun tonight though.

Schell said...

Took the quiz, Gawd I am dull.

Anonymous said...

We're REAL FRiENDS. Forgot to mention that earlier.
Aren't we lucky?
: )

Darlene said...

schell: no way are you dull :o)

kare: yeah - I actually thought of you with every one of those comparisons! :o)

Librarian Girl said...

Real friends rock!

It says I'm 60% normal. I'm skeptical.

Desperate Housewife said...

20 percent?!
Happy birthday, you big freak!

Kare said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR REAL.

Darlene said...

dh: LOL - I'm thinking I musn't have been paying attention & took the test wrong...yeah, yeah, that's it. :o)

kare: thnx, girlfriend....for everything. :o) I will post pics of the party tomorrow.

librarian: Skeptical about it being only 60%, or did you think it would be lower?

mist1 said...

The modern asylum has a computer lab. Um, I've heard...

Kare said...

Holy crappolla, Dar. When are you posting?

Oh, you left your to-go mug here. It's in the dishwasher getting cleaned right now. Hope it's dishwasher safe!

Kare said...

Happy thanksgiving, Darlene et al.
I really miss you.

Netter said...

I hope you had a lovely birthday. I took that test and it said I was 80% normal. I think something is wrong with it...because if you aske people that know me, they will not agree with that at all...lol.

.:Cris:. said...

Hey Darlene- where ya hiding? :)

Cris~

ps... I have yummy coffee

The Chocolate Nerd said...

Join the club! I feel like the vast majority of us are undiagnosed CRAZY!!! LMAO