For those of you easily offended, read no further!
So many movies have sequels...Usually when the movie is good, the sequels are kind of disappointing - but sometimes, you're pleasantly surprised, and the sequels were well worth the wait.
Last night after dinner, my husband, my daughter & I were waiting for American Idol to start. Thanks to modern technology, I was able to surf through what was playing on each channel and see the titles of the shows (God Bless digital cable. Amen) As I'm surfing through, my hand freezes on the title of a movie that's on. This is what I saw:
"Jam It All The Way Up My Ass - 3"
Are you kidding me??? Seriously, after the insane amount of laughter, all I could wonder was, how good would the first movie have to be to warrant two sequels??? All I could say was, "Well, clearly we can't watch this - we haven't seen the first 2, and it would probably ruin the story." Then, just because for some demented reason this struck us as way too hilarious, we decided out of curiosity to look at upcoming titles just to see. This is what we found:
- "A Load In Every Hole - 4"
- "Gangland White Boys Stomp - 14"
- "Titty Mania - 13"
- "We Swallow - 10"
- "Screw My Husband, Please - 4"
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty damn certain that there's absolutely no story line to porn. I mean, technically, there is, but, trust me, dear Porn Producers, nobody...and I mean nobody watches it for the story line...Do they?
Have I been missing something here? Is porn actually so good, that they require up to 13 sequels??? This really got my mind going, when I stumbled across the only movie last night that was a first-run showing:
"Whoriental Sex Academy"
Sounded interesting...Not interesting enough to watch, but when the 15 sequels come out, maybe I'll buy the box-set.
Have a great evening, everyone. Peace.
14 comments:
umm...what to say?
ummmm...I guess it was a "You had to be there" moment.
Was that really an offensive post?
Darlene, the only thing I can think of is this. If it's a sequel that means horned out dudes will rent it knowing the same straight women, pretending to be lesbians, will be featured in this movie as the first two or three versions. That's my take on it. Bring on the stunt cock!
egan: LOL One never knows what will offend people these days - I like to give everyone the heads up (pardon the pun in regards to this post ;o) )...
"Jam It All The Way Up My Ass 3?!"
Ba ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
I'm more amused by porn than offended.
dh: I am convinced that porn was strictly brought to this world for our amusement and entertainment...Because, they really can't be serious, can they? :o)
Have you seen "Clerks"? There's a scene where a mother goes to the video store and orders a children's movie for her small daughter. The guy behind the counter phones in an order for a bunch of porn movies with the most explicit titles. He ends the list with the playful, childlike title of the movie the mother requested. I would post the dialogue here in the comment but it's pretty offensive! :)
:o)!! I don't think I'll ever view the whole sequel issue in quite the same way again. That is, at least until "Die Hard XIV - Nursing Home Gladiators" comes out.
Thanks for the laugh!
Andrew (To Love, Honor, and Dismay)
Ummm... if I told you the pun was unintentional, would you believe me?
I have a friend that is very serious about her porn collection. I think she is totally insane, but hey, if it floats your boat....more power to yah, I always say.
Wow. Look at all the comments left by guys!
I guess with porn your talking about one thing and one thing only. Hence, all the punny titles and sequels. How many times can you say the same thing?
dan: I haven't seen 'clerks', but my daughter says I have to - I'll check it out. :o)
p.s. How's the pms? lol I kid because I love!
andrew: Kinda gives you a whole new look on sequels, huh? Thanks for dropping by! :o)
nett: Whatever blows your skirt up - that's what I always say. ;o) Missed you!
sue: I know what you mean - Like they didn't get their point across in the first 15 movies...
Too funny.
MadameZ-
Those weren't sequels, they were box scores.
Those are all co-ed volleyball teams down at the local YMCA.
OK, maybe not all of them, but Gangland White Boys certainly ought to be!
By the way, It's MustGetHobby's fault I found my way here. (My thanks to both of you.)
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